Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and
suggest that you should get some rest.
*
You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
*
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
*
The Sun is too loud.
*
Trees begin chasing you.
*
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
*
You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution
of espresso.
*
You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
of coffee.
*
You can hear mimes.
*
You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
*
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
*
You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are
the only one in the room.
*
You and Reality file for divorce.
*
You can skip without a rope.
*
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
*
You can travel without moving.
*
Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
*
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
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